I’m in a room with 13 other people, a room that’s meant to hold maybe half that many, for a meeting that’s scheduled to run from 9 AM until 5 PM. I have something along the lines of 30 minutes worth of content, but it’s an important 30 minutes and I need to be here to answer questions, so…that’s my Friday. Fortunately, writing this looks a great deal like “working” if you aren’t watching me closely and it doesn’t look as though anyone is. So, at the risk of going looking like a doofus when a question comes my way, I might as well take advantage of this semi-free time. It’s been a good week from a musical standpoint. One of the folks I work with remotely suggested that I check out the not-at-all-new Legendary Pink Dots. They weren’t even on my radar, but after a couple of ours of listening last night, they most certainly are now. Definitely German in character, but there’s some late-70s King Crimson (that sax!) in it is well. Really interesting stuff, and very much up my alley. On an unrelated but similar note, we’re going to go see 242 next Tuesday. I haven’t seen them since they toured with Siouxsie and the Banshees on the Tyranny For You album. That was…ugh…27 years ago? This one’s for synth nerds only. When I wasn’t listening to the Legendary Pink Dots, I spent the rest of the evening geeking out over a series of videos reviewing the most-recent addition to my synth stack, the Korg Minilogue (thanks again, Blade!). This guy is an enthusiast in the best sense of the word: He gets excited and sometimes even just starts laughing at all the weird stuff you can do with it. If you’re looking for an inexpensive synthesizer with a ton of bang for your buck, this is your machine. While I’m repping products here, I’m going to risk so blow-back here, but the Central Market brand frozen etouffee base is pretty damned good. It’s not as good as some of the home made I’ve had, and there are restaurants that do it better, but….I don’t believe there are any restaurants in Austin that make a better etouffee. It’s got everything but rice and crawfish, but that’s what you want from a frozen base, isn’t it? The next time I write here, I’ll likely be in the City of Angels for the Battlebots Grand Final. At this point, I don’t know any more than you do about who’ll be the finalists, but I’d bet on Minotaur and Tombstone. I won’t be able to share any of that info until it airs, but I will be to let you all know how awesome it was. Which will be “very,” of course. OK, I guess I should start paying attention to some of this. Only 5 1/2 hours to go. Wish me luck. -RK
Author: Ridley
How I learned to stop worrying and finally finish reading “The Death and Life of Great American Cities”
It took me a little over two months to read Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities. That even longer than I needed to finish Thomas Pynchon’s 1,185 page Against The Day. Jacobs’ book is less than half that length, but what it lacks in sheer pages it makes up for in textbooky-ness. That makes it, as one Goodreads reviewer noted, “…easy to put down.” It was also one of the most informative books I’ve ever read. I’ve developed strong opinions regarding how cities ought to be planned without ever bothering to learn anything about how they actually are planned. That wasn’t an acceptable state of affairs, so I tracked down the consensus pick for the best book on city planning and this one is, by most accounts, the place to start. The Death and Life of Great American Cites was first published in 1961 and, while it certainly shows its age in some of the details, it remains a remarkably forward-looking book. Jacobs’ central thesis is that most city planning misses the mark because the prevalent theories are concerned with how cities ought to be as opposed to looking what actually works in existing cities and working out why it works and attempting to replicate it. Jacobs makes no attempt to disguise her disdain for the three prevailing paradigms of her day: The Garden City, the Radiant City, and the City Beautiful. In her telling, the Garden City’s primary impact on urban planning was the urge to put as much green space in cities as possible and to minimize the number of streets. The Radiant City (and again, this is Jacobs version of it) is also concerned with minimize the footprint of streets and building tall, inward-facing buildings to maximize the efficiency of land use. The City Beautiful focuses on creating districts apart from the rest of the city concentrating all of the cultural centers and monuments in one location. She sees all of these as profoundly wrong-headed as they compartmentalize the city, segregating districts and neighborhoods in the interests of efficient and rational organization. Instead, she espouses diversity in all of its messy, difficult to replicate glory. Jacobs’ four drivers for generating diversity are: 1. A mixture of primary uses (to ensure that there are reasons for a variety of people to be in the area at different times of the day). 2. Small city blocks (to allow the free flow of foot and vehicle traffic allowing areas to knit together with nearby districts). 3. A mixture in ages of buildings (to ensure both a mixture of uses so the area doesn’t become monochromatic and a mixture of prices to allow new and innovative uses of the area). 4. Sufficient density of people in the area (to support businesses and housing, meaning that the district has to continue to appeal to residents as their circumstances improve). Jacobs gives entire chapters to almost every imaginable aspect of her proposals. I won’t go into detail, but she most certainly does. She’s incredibly thorough in laying out her argument and does so primarily by use of anecdote and not a little bit of old-fashioned lecturing. She gives the impression that she knows both her sources and the numbers behind her statements thoroughly, but there’s very little of either of these in the book itself. If it sounds like I have mixed feelings about this book, then I’m accurately expressing my feelings toward it. I’ve been looking at the structure of cities differently while reading it, and I now how some theoretical framework on which to hang my ideas about how cities should be planned. When I see something that appears to be working, I have a better idea as to why this should be so. The book did what it set out to do, and it did so better than I expected and the vast majority of what she has to say holds up over 50 years later. If you’re even a little interested in city planning, it’s worth the effort to read The Death and Live of Great American Cities. Just be forewarned that it will be an effort. -RK
Good advice, not taken
Periodic reminder to creative type folks to back up and save their work — Fred G. Yost 🖊🐺 (@waidr) March 29, 2018 As it turns out, this is good advice for all types, creative and otherwise. It is especially good advice with regards to things which are irreplaceable and things which hadn’t occurred to you to back up. Obviously, I’m not speaking in hypotheticals here and the worst part is, I had a warning of sorts just last week. I will always have a special place in my heart for the Korg DW 8000 synthesizer. It’s the one I lusted for in high school and I’ve owned probably a half dozen of them over the years. The one I have now has been with me for over a decade so I’ve had a chance to really dial in the settings and get the sounds just right. I took it in to Switched On last week to get the firmware upgraded and went ahead and changed the battery that allowed it to save settings when turned off. I panicked slightly on hearing this, afraid that all of my lovely settings had been lost. Fortunately, the good folks at Switched On know their stuff and everything was as it had been. According to the tech, I’d been very close to losing everything as the battery was on its last legs. This is what is often referred to as “foreshadowing.” Last night, I was messing around with it and for some reason, I decided I should check to make sure the upgrade completed. This is exactly the sort of thing that got Orpheus in trouble. I didn’t fare quite that badly, but it was close. This being an old piece of gear, the way you check the version is by turning it on while holding two particular buttons on the front panel. I held down the 5 and the 8, turn it on, and….no version number popped up. I tried it a couple more times and got the same result. Then I pressed one of the keys and….silence. Uh oh. It turns out that, had I looked it up again to make sure I remembered it properly, I would have found that the keys to hold down to get the firmware version were the 1 and the 2. 5 and 8, on the other hand, erase everything. All 88 patches gone. That dark, warbling organ sound that was so close to the one The The use on “Love Is Stronger Than Death?” Gone. The silver lining is that I’ve had to learn some stuff. The DW is from back in the days of yore when synths were just learning to talk to computers. It’s actually designed to backup and restore its data using a cassette tape. I do not have a cassette tape. Fortunately a laptop makes a pretty good cassette tape substitute was I was able to track down a site that had the stock sounds saved as a .wav file. Just run a line from the laptop’s headphone jack to the “tape in” port on the keyboard, play the .wav file, and, holy cats! It worked. The LED even (sorta) spells out “tape” when you enable the load function, which is adorable. Of course, they’re not my sounds, but at least there are sounds. So that’s a start. I should be able to use a MIDI interface to load other people’s sounds (and by “should,” I mean, “absolutely can if I can get it figured out”). I may not want those sounds, but I want to know how to do it so I can then back mine up. It’s not that hard; I’m just not familiar with the tools of the trade and, remember, we’re talking about a synthesizer that celebrated its 30th birthday several years ago. So, yeah. Fred’s reminder about backing things up applies to everything. If it’s important to you, back it up. Automate it so you can’t not back stuff up. That’s the lesson. Silver linings are great, but cloudless skies are even better.
Slow books, wonky electronics, killer robots, and cat empathy
You may have noticed that I haven’t updated my reading list lately. I haven’t given up; I’m just finding the current book, Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities, extremely slow going. One reviewer on Goodreads described it as “easy to put down,” an assessment with which I can’t argue. It’s a slog, but it’s also chock full o’ useful insights about what does and doesn’t work with regards to city planning. I’ll give it a full write-up when I’m done, but it’s taking me almost as long to read as Pynchon, so be patient. I’m in the technology business, and when it comes to support, there’s a certain scenario that happens so often it’s not even a joke anymore. One of our users will put in an urgent request for help, I’ll wander over to their desk, ask them to show me what’s wrong, and whatever problem they were having will disappear simply due to my looking over their shoulder. They say they’re doing the exact same thing (and I believe them), but everything will work swimmingly. It happened to me yesterday. I took one of my keyboards into the shop (the lovely folks at Switched On, thanks for asking) because my Radio Shack synth was acting wonky. They plugged it in, tried it out, and absolutely everything I was having trouble with worked fine. Honestly, it worked better than fine because they’re all way better than me at playing it. Hrmph. Anyway, there was no charge, which was cool. I took it home, plugged it back in, and damned if everything didn’t work exactly as it was supposed to. So, if you were wondering whether “it” ever happened to IT folks? You betcha! So, it’s gong to happen. We’re going to go see what I think is the potentially the greatest sport on Earth in April: BATTLEBOTS. Two, 250-pound robots battling to the, if not death, then at least something very much like it. It’s incredibly violent, but nobody gets hurt, being smart counts for more than being strong, and there’s a fine balance between the engineering skill to build ’em and the skill to drive ’em. Oh, never mind. Just watch this and you’ll understand: We’re going to see the final, which I imagine will be the long-awaited showdown between Minotaur and Tombstone. I am so lucky to be married to a woman who wouldn’t just tolerate this sort of silliness, but would actually be more into it than I am (and I can assure you, I am into it). Actually, I’m pretty lucky to be with her, full stop. I’m not sure why, but it only just hit me the other night how weird it is that my cat, all twelve pounds of him, feels perfectly comfortable sleeping between the two of us. I’m something approaching twenty times his size, so it wouldn’t take much rolling over to make his life difficult, but he just trusts us and lies down directly between the two of us. Can you imagine that if the roles were reversed? I wonder what goes through his little head. It just seems really unlikely and kind of mind-blowing that a creature that can’t even meaningfully communicate with us could develop that kind of trust outside of his species. And so to bed, where I know I’ll find a little grey cat patiently waiting for me to settle in next to him. -RK
Five Blogs and Newsletters
This might be a silly one, but I was reading one of the blogs I follow this morning and it struck my just how much better this site was than most of the ones I follow. So, we’re going to pretend like RSS is now limited to no more than five feeds. Who do I follow? Read on! 1. The Dish by Keith Law – Law is best known as “the only reason baseball fans maintain a paid subscription to the ESPN web site,” but his range of interests is impressive and match mine almost perfectly. He doesn’t write about baseball on his blog; instead, he writes about food (both cooking and dining), board games, music*, movies, and books. He’s a prolific reader so there are are book reviews a-plenty. Most every Saturday, he adds a list of links to important and interesting stories from the previous week. If I had to stick to one blog, this would be it. 2. Morning.Computer by Warren Ellis – Following Ellis can be a bit of an adventure as he moves around a lot. He has some sort of presence on most platforms, but his activity varies widely. Wherever he is, he’s worth following. He’s best known as a comic book writer (possibly the best comic book writer), but he’s written novels and he does an odd bit of lecturing on The Future as well. All of this is fascinating, but he’s also the best book reviewer I’ve ever encountered. He writes about books in a way that makes you want to read them. The frustrating thing is that he often writes about books that haven’t yet been released in the U.S. (and sometimes never are), but that’s part of the fun. 3. jwz by James Zawinski – Computer programmer (Mozilla, Netscape, etc.), and owner of the DNA Lounge nightclub in San Francisco. The subject matter ranges from music, current events, and questions regarding technical issues he doesn’t want to spend too much more time trying to solve himself. His takes are invariably interesting, well-considered, and extremely direct. 4. Charlie’s Diary by Charlie Stross – This blog is all about the longreads, and, unusually, the comment section. Stross will post an extremely detailed hypothetical and ask for reactions and for people to poke holes in it and it makes for fascinating reading. He doesn’t half-ass anything, so by the time he posts, it’s well worth reading, and his readership is up to the task. He gets political from time to time, with some of the best takes on Brexit I’ve read. 5. Whatever by John Scalzi – Considerably breezier than Stross, Scalzi treats his blog more as a diary so there are many shorter, personal posts on it. It’s very much like following a personal friend, albeit one who is the target of some weirdly obsessed white supremacists. Not the best blog for information, but always an enjoyable read and goodness knows we need some of those. I’d love to put Bree Newsome on here, but she doesn’t blog. Twitter seems to be her primary outlet and I have a column in my Tweetdeck devoted to her just to make sure I don’t miss anything. Gail Simone is another who is an absolute gold mine on Twitter, but she doesn’t seem to have an outlet elsewhere. This makes me think that blogging and RSS feeds are increasingly the province of the last generation and I’m dating myself by maintaining one. Ah well, I can live with that. Based on the recent protests against gun violence, I get the sense the next group of adults have their shit together better than my contemporaries. * Bonus points for his list of top singles from the 2000s featuring Gorillaz “19-2000” (Soulchild Remix) which was also my selection.
A lot of catching up to do
Last time I wrote here, I’d not quite completed my 52nd transit around the sun. That’s no longer the case. I can’t think of anything particularly special about a 52nd birthday; it’s not divisible by five, there are no changes in legal status or demographic groups, but that’s fine. I’m still enjoying birthdays, quite a bit more than I used to in fact, so the 52nd one was definitely one of the good ones. It helps that Nicole took it upon herself to spoil me enormously. We drove down to New Orleans and, rather than use the time to go drink and party and get crazy (as is my wont), we holed up in a beautiful hotel with the best bathtub I’ve ever experienced, drank wine, listened to records, and I even wrote a story about snails. It was all pretty great. New Orleans has something that every city worth the name ought to have; a downtown grocery store that’s open late. The Rouse’s (sp.?) was like a mini-Whole Foods with booze that was open until midnight and a block from the hotel. It is exactly what Austin needs if Austin is serious about people living downtown. 11 PM and needing a decent blush, some Spanish ham, and a plate full of cheese? No problem! The room was a corner one, overlooking the front door of the hotel. I think the bar at the hotel was a singles bar, in that everyone who went in came out of it single. Couples fighting make for marvelous entertainment, especially when one is soaking in a giant tub next to the window and has a glass of wine in one’s hand. It would have been even more poignant had the jazz album we selected not been a mis-filed Emerson, Lake, and Palmer record, but all in all, it was lovely. I currently have too many hobbies for a lazy SOB like me. Job #2 is kind of on the back burner while I’ve been playing with the music toys. It’s taken months, but I finally got one “song” down that I’m happy with. One. Then again, I guess this stuff is hard for musicians, so for people like me, it’s a miracle. I should probably learn more about using the sequencers at my disposal. I’m playing everything but the drum machine live and my sense of rhythm is legendarily poor. It’s fun, though. Just noodling around and occasionally coming up with something nice is very, very rewarding. Unfortunately, one of my co-workers just sent me this: The NSynth Super open source sound-making-thingie-that-is-definitely-not-a-Kaoscillator. Looks like I’m going to have to learn to solder. I just re-read The Sandman collection: Brief Lives. This was my entry point into Neil Gaiman and The Sandman. The comic book store next to the Bennigan’s where I worked had a big “new storyline” card on the first issue, so it seemed like a good place to jump in. At the time, I had no idea who close to the end it was; the end of the middle section I suppose. It’s The Sandman at his most emo, a pose that spoke to me at that time. It was all very strange to me as a 20-something, reading a comic book that was very much about the story being told. “Literary” is probably the right word. It didn’t follow any of the comic book conventions I recognized, but instead remained true to its own internal logic no matter how surreal (Delirum plays a bigger role in this story than any other). It’s a very different experience reading it today, knowing all that went on before and happened afterwards. Many of the story beats that seemed out of left field were established as far back as the first issue and some bits didn’t pay off until the very end. Mr. Gaiman is, as it turns out, quite good at his job. There are some bits that come off a little too emo or a bit twee, but it’s a great standalone story and felt that inevitable Sandman melancholy when I got to the end. Speaking of revisiting the past, I went down a bit of a rabbit hole on YouTube last night. Watching Cyndi Lauper play the dulcimer is well worth anyone’s time. After that I caught up on the biggest band from my freshman year in college. It was early 1985 and there was only one undisputed champion on KCOU in Columbia, Missouri: The dB’s! Oh sure, they played the Smiths and REM and other college bands, but there were no fewer than five songs from the dB’s new album “Like This” in heavy rotation. Like everyone else at Mizzou, I had a copy of the LP. I had no idea how lucky I was to find it. Here the singer and guitarist, Peter Holsapple, describing the album and the joys of working within the major label distribution system in the New York Times: “About six weeks before “Like This” was to hit the streets, our big American debut album faced a new and horrendous snag: Bearsville’s distribution by Warner Bros. had come to an end… So, as the music business punch line goes, “Like This” wasn’t released, it escaped. And then it disappeared. Without the muscle of Warner behind us, the band would find itself doing hastily arranged signings where there were no copies of the record. Promo copies went out to journalists across the country who discovered the new Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes album inside, due to a screw-up at the pressing plant… There was a single of “Love is for Lovers,” but you couldn’t get it without special ordering. Then you couldn’t get it at all. It made no impact on radio, and the song did not receive a video treatment for the fledgling MTV.” Ugh. One of the most important of records…scratch that, THE most important record of my college years wasn’t heard by pretty much anyone outside of Columbia, or so it seemed. I worked at record stores when I got home from college and there was no way to get hold of the album. It was two decades before I was able to get hold of it on CD. Give it a listen if you’re of a mind. It’s one of the finest artifacts of indie college radio from…
Where do we go from here?
Loss is terrible. Whoever decided that this world needed loss in it is a lousy architect, and as for the philosophers who rationalize loss? “Our loss, our grief, is what makes us human!” Screw the lot of ’em. I’ll buy that it’s a biological inevitability, but you don’t have to glorify the damned thing. I was up until three last weekend recording a drone-ish cover of an obscure Genesis song because that’s the sort of thing I do when I’m trying to deal with something that, ultimately cannot be dealt with. That’s fine. I needed to do it and I wasn’t going to sleep until it was (sort of) complete. Doing more of that would just feel like wallowing. I think I’d like to make some happier sounds now. I have a project, a non-musical one, that I’m going to get started next week that I’m excited about. We’re travelling next week, going to stay in a fancy hotel with a giant bathtub and we might even leave the hotel at some point. Might. I’ve grown to really enjoy travel, which sounds weird because everybody enjoys travel, but I was pretty ambivalent about it until recently. I think mostly it has to do with taking a long time to figure out how I like to travel. It turns out I have expensive tastes with regards to accommodations. I like a nice view, a big desk, and…postcards. I love to send postcards from hotels. Is that odd? I feel like that’s the century-ago equivalent of calling someone from an airplane and blurting out “Guess where I am!” After a week or so of heavy use, I can say without qualification that the Pixel 2 is the best phone I’ve used. I mean, It had better be, since it’s the newest, but what I’m most happy with is that it takes some remarkably good photos at close range without having to add external optics. Here’s an example: This is a zoomed image of a couple of snails in our garden crawling on a water bulb, without any filters or editing. I’d say this one came out pretty well. As far as Project Fi goes, I haven’t noticed an enormous difference in the quality of the service. This is in large part due to the fact that I seldom use my phone as a phone anymore. I am, however, more aware of data usage and make an effort to connect to legitimate WiFi wherever available. This is a side effect of the pricing, which is $10 a gigabyte per month, with a maximum of $60. If I just used the phone like I did with my old plan, I’d come out about even, but since this is more like a pay as you go deal, I think about it more. This is probably my favorite single strip from my favorite comic of all time: From: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2013/11/03 I feel as though, if I could fully embrace this one strip, I’d be better off. That’s it for today. Take care. -RK
Goodbye, baby snail
McKenzie, on some fresh basil, just a couple of weeks ago. About a year ago, we started keeping snails as pets. Nicole found an incredibly beautiful snail named Dazzle, and we brought in a friend to keep her company. Her companion was named McKenzie. We’d never kept snails before, so it was a learning process for us. One thing we learned was that snails are a good deal more resilient than we’d thought. Last summer, there was an accident that resulted in McKenzie losing a good portion of her snail. Several times, we though we’d lost her entirely. We looked up how to patch a snail’s shell (the answer is: very carefully), but the predominant advice was to let the snail try to heal itself. McKenzie didn’t do much over the next month, but she rebuilt her shell stronger than before (we feed them a lot of calcium, which helps). She and Dazzle were as close as we’d hope they’d be. In fact, they were even closer as produced several clutches of eggs. There’s nothing quite like waking up in the morning and finding dozens of tiny, almost completely transparent snails climbing the side of your aquarium. We wound up keeping one of the babies, Blink, and there then another who will have their own story one of these days (Lucky). Bringing in snails from outside, it’s hard to know just how old they are. They can live for several years, but you there’s no good way to tell the age of a snail, so we don’t know how old McKenzie was. What we do know was that, over the last month or so, she hadn’t been as active as she normally was. Sometimes that means there’s another batch of eggs coming, but it was worrying. This morning, our little McKenzie wasn’t with us anymore. Nicole told me when I was at work and I did everything I could to distract myself until I could get home. When I got home, I tried to wake her up and wound up just sobbing my eyes out. I’m still tearing up a little writing this. Nicole, of course, had done everything I tried, but our friend was gone. That may seem strange, to be that attached to animal that might not even perceive our presence and certainly can’t express any obvious affection. But, we brought them inside and we are completely responsible for giving them as good a life as we can and we do our best because they are truly marvelous creatures. McKenzie was a good little snail whose company we enjoyed greatly. I know snails are considered “pests” but please try to consider how gentle and beautiful they are the next time you see one. -RK
You only love me when it’s gone all wrong
HI there. It’s been a while and that feels weird. As I’m sure I’ve mentioned ad nauseum, I had the flu last month and, while I have been feeling better, I hadn’t been feeling quite right. That suddenly changed this weekend, when my energy suddenly returned, the color returned to pretty much everything, and my mood lightened tremendously. I wouldn’t say it’s properly “ironic,” but my vim sure chose a funny time to come back. I’ve been “on call” this weekend (by the way, when interviewing for a job, don’t just ask about “paid time off; be sure to ask about how much “unpaid time on” you’ll be asked to take on), the weather has been garbage, and my soccer team got clobbered. We did sexy, exciting things like “shopping for cat litter” and “baking bread” and it was absolutely great because I felt like I was really present and not just miming the motions of a healthy me from the bottom of a pit. “So, Ridley, what’s been going on?” I’m glad you asked! Nicole, on a whim, bought one of those new Crosley record players that looks like something from the mid-60s. We bought a bunch of used records, a lot of jazz, some classical, and, um, a couple of Genesis albums and, while I won’t pretend that it sounds any better than digital music, it’s really cute and and “used jazz albums with amazing covers” are a cheap hobby for casual collectors. I bit the bullet and switched, or rather am about to switch, over to Project Fi, Google’s phone service. I’m not sure I’ll really save any money; the big draw for me is the fact that it works on so many LTE networks at the same time. I’ll report back when I’ve used it enough to have an opinion. Oh, and the final piece of my Christmas present from Nicole was an Arturia Beatstep Prop, which is an interesting MIDI controller/sequencer, drum thingie that I’m going to be using to make all of my toys play nice with each other. I say “going to” because the old MG-1 isn’t cooperating, but it’s working well with everything else. It’s not substitute for “talent,” of course, but I’m considerably closer to being able to fake it, so yay. We went ahead and booked a couple of vacations while our cashflow was positive. We’re going to be staying at the Ace in New Orleans in a few weeks, and then we’re heading back to Marfa in June to stay at El Cosmic. It’s taken me half a century or so, but I’m finally starting to feel the full restorative value of getting the hell out of Dodge. The trick, I suppose, was figuring where “out of Dodge” one likes to go. What else? My last piece for my moonlighting job was probably my best yet (and under unfortunate circumstances), or at least I thought it was. My editor wasn’t quite so enthusiastic, but what do editors know? Oh, they know a lot. Back to work, then. I think that’s about it. I wanted to get this down for my own sake as much as anything, but if any of you found it interesting, then so much the better. I should probably get to bed now. Good night, all. -RK
Getting away from it…some?
A while back, we decided to plan our next camping trip. We pulled up the Texas Parks and Wildlife site and poked around for places near home and then we tried to give up in frustration. Most campsites within the “drive there after getting off work on Friday” range were booked through next fall. Having to plan that far in advance takes some of the spontaneity out of the exercise and speaks to a serious lack of park space in our fair state. We got a little less picky about the dates and decided to consider camping in late January. Clever readers will notice that right now is, in fact, the very definition of “late January,” so I’m writing to you from a tent at McKinney Falls State Park. It’s an absolutely lovely evening. My phone, the final arbiter of all things weather-related, puts the temperature at a brisk but still unseasonably warm 62 degrees. We’ve had a fair bit of fortune this weekend. One of my greatest fears is “camping in the rain,” a fear burned in to me by years of character-building expeditions in my youth when no amount of interesting weather would bring about the cancellation of a camping trip. Floods. I have literally gone canoeing during floods. So, you get the idea. I associate camping in the rain with being chilly, damp, and miserable the whole time. I’ve spent my entire adulthood avoiding camping in the rain. It rained last night and this morning. And you know what? It was ok. Nicole has a marvelous sense of not only camp arrangement, but of how to handle a little bad weather without it ruining the trip. She brought cards and checkers and dominoes and books and an extra tarp and we were safe and dry in our tent playing two handed poker without any betting which was more charming than it sounds. We’re in our second night here, our first two-night trip, and I’m feeling very much like we could go longer than this. In spite of all the hiking, we may put on pounds as a result of the camp food. Burgers last night because we needed to keep it simple for the arrival night, then pancakes and bacon for breakfast, a light, no-cook lunch, and then short ribs braised for several hours over the fire in a Dutch oven tonight. We haven’t left the park at all today and even managed to hike the entire Onion Creek trail which my quadriceps are still complaining about. The little bit of rain we got added significantly to the enthusiasm of the falls themselves. We didn’t see nearly as much interesting wildlife as last time, but it was still a lovely, peaceful hike (except for the bit that runs up against a housing development going in right next to the park which strikes me as a little off-message, but progress, right?). The park is full, but we really haven’t seen that many people. We’re among the very few people here camping in tents. Most folks are in enormous home-replacement sized RVs, which I’m not knocking, but there haven’t been very many cooking fires these evenings. The only bit of work I’ve had to attend to has been just making sure all of our locations sent their data to the reporting site. One didn’t, but that was no big deal thanks to the double-edged miracles of modern technology, the same ones allowing me to write to you from here. I didn’t even watch my beloved Leicester City thump Peterborough 5-1 this morning, although I did listen on the radio. Other than that? It’s just been us and a bunch of outdoors, which is an awfully nice way to spend a weekend. So we’re sitting here, under the giant umbrella next to the tent, enjoying the slight breeze and the quiet. Well, that and Nicole’s Pandora station which mixes French cafe jazz, progressive rock, and Windham Hill-ish instrumentals (including Maxence Cyrin’s solo piano cover of “Where Is My Mind,” which is the perfect summary of this mix). It’s peaceful enough that I think I’ll leave you for a while and get back to doing an exquisite version of nothing with my wife. Good night all. -RK