Category: Journal

You may have noticed that I haven’t updated my reading list lately. I haven’t given up; I’m just finding the current book, Jane Jacobs’ The Death and Life of Great American Cities, extremely slow going. One reviewer on Goodreads described it as “easy to put down,” an assessment with which I can’t argue. It’s a slog, but it’s also chock full o’ useful insights about what does and doesn’t work with regards to city planning. I’ll give it a full write-up when I’m done, but it’s taking me almost as long to read as Pynchon, so be patient. I’m in the technology business, and when it comes to support, there’s a certain scenario that happens so often it’s not even a joke anymore. One of our users will put in an urgent request for help, I’ll wander over to their desk, ask them to show me what’s wrong, and whatever problem they were having will disappear simply due to my looking over their shoulder. They say they’re doing the exact same thing (and I believe them), but everything will work swimmingly. It happened to me yesterday. I took one of my keyboards into the shop (the lovely folks at Switched On, thanks for asking) because my Radio Shack synth was acting wonky.  They plugged it in, tried it out, and absolutely everything I was having trouble with worked fine. Honestly, it worked better than fine because they’re all way better than me at playing it. Hrmph. Anyway, there was no charge, which was cool. I took it home, plugged it back in, and damned if everything didn’t work exactly as it was supposed to. So, if you were wondering whether “it” ever happened to IT folks? You betcha! So, it’s gong to happen. We’re going to go see what I think is the potentially the greatest sport on Earth in April: BATTLEBOTS. Two, 250-pound robots battling to the, if not death, then at least something very much like it. It’s incredibly violent, but nobody gets hurt, being smart counts for more than being strong, and there’s a fine balance between the engineering skill to build ’em and the skill to drive ’em. Oh, never mind. Just watch this and you’ll understand: We’re going to see the final, which I imagine will be the long-awaited showdown between Minotaur and Tombstone. I am so lucky to be married to a woman who wouldn’t just tolerate this sort of silliness, but would actually be more into it than I am (and I can assure you, I am into it). Actually, I’m pretty lucky to be with her, full stop. I’m not sure why, but it only just hit me the other night how weird it is that my cat, all twelve pounds of him, feels perfectly comfortable sleeping between the two of us. I’m something approaching twenty times his size, so it wouldn’t take much rolling over to make his life difficult, but he just trusts us and lies down directly between the two of us. Can you imagine that if the roles were reversed? I wonder what goes through his little head. It just seems really unlikely and kind of mind-blowing that a creature that can’t even meaningfully communicate with us could develop that kind of trust outside of his species. And so to bed, where I know I’ll find a little grey cat patiently waiting for me to settle in next to him. -RK

Last time I wrote here, I’d not quite completed my 52nd transit around the sun. That’s no longer the case. I can’t think of anything particularly special about a 52nd birthday; it’s not divisible by five, there are no changes in legal status or demographic groups, but that’s fine. I’m still enjoying birthdays, quite a bit more than I used to in fact, so the 52nd one was definitely one of the good ones. It helps that Nicole took it upon herself to spoil me enormously. We drove down to New Orleans and, rather than use the time to go drink and party and get crazy (as is my wont), we holed up in a beautiful hotel with the best bathtub I’ve ever experienced, drank wine, listened to records, and I even wrote a story about snails. It was all pretty great. New Orleans has something that every city worth the name ought to have; a downtown grocery store that’s open late. The Rouse’s (sp.?) was like a mini-Whole Foods with booze that was open until midnight and a block from the hotel. It is exactly what Austin needs if Austin is serious about people living downtown. 11 PM and needing a decent blush, some Spanish ham, and a plate full of cheese? No problem!  The room was a corner one, overlooking the front door of the hotel. I think the bar at the hotel was a singles bar, in that everyone who went in came out of it single. Couples fighting make for marvelous entertainment, especially when one is soaking in a giant tub next to the window and has a glass of wine in one’s hand. It would have been even more poignant had the jazz album we selected not been a mis-filed Emerson, Lake, and Palmer record, but all in all, it was lovely. I currently have too many hobbies for a lazy SOB like me. Job #2 is kind of on the back burner while I’ve been playing with the music toys. It’s taken months, but I finally got one “song” down that I’m happy with. One. Then again, I guess this stuff is hard for musicians, so for people like me, it’s a miracle. I should probably learn more about using the sequencers at my disposal. I’m playing everything but the drum machine live and my sense of rhythm is legendarily poor.  It’s fun, though. Just noodling around and occasionally coming up with something nice is very, very rewarding. Unfortunately, one of my co-workers just sent me this: The NSynth Super open source sound-making-thingie-that-is-definitely-not-a-Kaoscillator. Looks like I’m going to have to learn to solder. I just re-read The Sandman collection: Brief Lives. This was my entry point into Neil Gaiman and The Sandman. The comic book store next to the Bennigan’s where I worked had a big “new storyline” card on the first issue, so it seemed like a good place to jump in. At the time, I had no idea who close to the end it was; the end of the middle section I suppose.  It’s The Sandman at his most emo, a pose that spoke to me at that time. It was all very strange to me as a 20-something, reading a comic book that was very much about the story being told. “Literary” is probably the right word. It didn’t follow any of the comic book conventions I recognized, but instead remained true to its own internal logic no matter how surreal (Delirum plays a bigger role in this story than any other).  It’s a very different experience reading it today, knowing all that went on before and happened afterwards. Many of the story beats that seemed out of left field were established as far back as the first issue and some bits didn’t pay off until the very end. Mr. Gaiman is, as it turns out, quite good at his job. There are some bits that come off a little too emo or a bit twee, but it’s a great standalone story and felt that inevitable Sandman melancholy when I got to the end. Speaking of revisiting the past, I went down a bit of a rabbit hole on YouTube last night. Watching Cyndi Lauper play the dulcimer is well worth anyone’s time. After that I caught up on the biggest band from my freshman year in college. It was early 1985 and there was only one undisputed champion on KCOU in Columbia, Missouri: The dB’s! Oh sure, they played the Smiths and REM and other college bands, but there were no fewer than five songs from the dB’s new album “Like This” in heavy rotation.  Like everyone else at Mizzou, I had a copy of the LP. I had no idea how lucky I was to find it. Here the singer and guitarist, Peter Holsapple, describing the album and the joys of working within the major label distribution system in the New York Times: “About six weeks before “Like This” was to hit the streets, our big American debut album faced a new and horrendous snag: Bearsville’s distribution by Warner Bros. had come to an end… So, as the music business punch line goes, “Like This” wasn’t released, it escaped. And then it disappeared. Without the muscle of Warner behind us, the band would find itself doing hastily arranged signings where there were no copies of the record. Promo copies went out to journalists across the country who discovered the new Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes album inside, due to a screw-up at the pressing plant… There was a single of “Love is for Lovers,” but you couldn’t get it without special ordering. Then you couldn’t get it at all. It made no impact on radio, and the song did not receive a video treatment for the fledgling MTV.” Ugh. One of the most important of records…scratch that, THE most important record of my college years wasn’t heard by pretty much anyone outside of Columbia, or so it seemed. I worked at record stores when I got home from college and there was no way to get hold of the album. It was two decades before I was able to get hold of it on CD.  Give it a listen if you’re of a mind. It’s one of the finest artifacts of indie college radio from…

Loss is terrible. Whoever decided that this world needed loss in it is a lousy architect, and as for the philosophers who rationalize loss? “Our loss, our grief, is what makes us human!” Screw the lot of ’em. I’ll buy that it’s a biological inevitability, but you don’t have to glorify the damned thing.  I was up until three last weekend recording a drone-ish cover of an obscure Genesis song because that’s the sort of thing I do when I’m trying to deal with something that, ultimately cannot be dealt with. That’s fine. I needed to do it and I wasn’t going to sleep until it was (sort of) complete. Doing more of that would just feel like wallowing. I think I’d like to make some happier sounds now. I have a project, a non-musical one, that I’m going to get started next week that I’m excited about.  We’re travelling next week, going to stay in a fancy hotel with a giant bathtub and we might even leave the hotel at some point. Might. I’ve grown to really enjoy travel, which sounds weird because everybody enjoys travel, but I was pretty ambivalent about it until recently. I think mostly it has to do with taking a long time to figure out how I like to travel. It turns out I have expensive tastes with regards to accommodations. I like a nice view, a big desk, and…postcards. I love to send postcards from hotels. Is that odd? I feel like that’s the century-ago equivalent of calling someone from an airplane and blurting out “Guess where I am!” After a week or so of heavy use, I can say without qualification that the Pixel 2 is the best phone I’ve used. I mean, It had better be, since it’s the newest, but what I’m most happy with is that it takes some remarkably good photos at close range without having to add external optics.  Here’s an example: This is a zoomed image of a couple of snails in our garden crawling on a water bulb, without any filters or editing.  I’d say this one came out pretty well. As far as Project Fi goes, I haven’t noticed an enormous difference in the quality of the service. This is in large part due to the fact that I seldom use my phone as a phone anymore. I am, however, more aware of data usage and make an effort to connect to legitimate WiFi wherever available. This is a side effect of the pricing, which is $10 a gigabyte per month, with a maximum of $60. If I just used the phone like I did with my old plan, I’d come out about even, but since this is more like a pay as you go deal, I think about it more. This is probably my favorite single strip from my favorite comic of all time: From: http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2013/11/03 I feel as though, if I could fully embrace this one strip, I’d be better off.  That’s it for today. Take care. -RK

McKenzie, on some fresh basil, just a couple of weeks ago. About a year ago, we started keeping snails as pets. Nicole found an incredibly beautiful snail named Dazzle, and we brought in a friend to keep her company. Her companion was named McKenzie. We’d never kept snails before, so it was a learning process for us. One thing we learned was that snails are a good deal more resilient than we’d thought. Last summer, there was an accident that resulted in McKenzie losing a good portion of her snail. Several times, we though we’d lost her entirely. We looked up how to patch a snail’s shell (the answer is: very carefully), but the predominant advice was to let the snail try to heal itself. McKenzie didn’t do much over the next month, but she rebuilt her shell stronger than before (we feed them a lot of calcium, which helps). She and Dazzle were as close as we’d hope they’d be. In fact, they were even closer as produced several clutches of eggs. There’s nothing quite like waking up in the morning and finding dozens of tiny, almost completely transparent snails climbing the side of your aquarium. We wound up keeping one of the babies, Blink, and there then another who will have their own story one of these days (Lucky).  Bringing in snails from outside, it’s hard to know just how old they are. They can live for several years, but you there’s no good way to tell the age of a snail, so we don’t know how old McKenzie was. What we do know was that, over the last month or so, she hadn’t been as active as she normally was. Sometimes that means there’s another batch of eggs coming, but it was worrying.  This morning, our little McKenzie wasn’t with us anymore. Nicole told me when I was at work and I did everything I could to distract myself until I could get home. When I got home, I tried to wake her up and wound up just sobbing my eyes out. I’m still tearing up a little writing this.  Nicole, of course, had done everything I tried, but our friend was gone. That may seem strange, to be that attached to animal that might not even perceive our presence and certainly can’t express any obvious affection. But, we brought them inside and we are completely responsible for giving them as good a life as we can and we do our best because they are truly marvelous creatures. McKenzie was a good little snail whose company we enjoyed greatly. I know snails are considered “pests” but please try to consider how gentle and beautiful they are the next time you see one.  -RK  

HI there. It’s been a while and that feels weird. As I’m sure I’ve mentioned ad nauseum, I had the flu last month and, while I have been feeling better, I hadn’t been feeling quite right. That suddenly changed this weekend, when my energy suddenly returned, the color returned to pretty much everything, and my mood lightened tremendously. I wouldn’t say it’s properly “ironic,” but my vim sure chose a funny time to come back. I’ve been “on call” this weekend (by the way, when interviewing for a job, don’t just ask about “paid time off; be sure to ask about how much “unpaid time on” you’ll be asked to take on), the weather has been garbage, and my soccer team got clobbered. We did sexy, exciting things like “shopping for cat litter” and “baking bread” and it was absolutely great because I felt like I was really present and not just miming the motions of a healthy me from the bottom of a pit.  “So, Ridley, what’s been going on?” I’m glad you asked! Nicole, on a whim, bought one of those new Crosley record players that looks like something from the mid-60s. We bought a bunch of used records, a lot of jazz, some classical, and, um, a couple of Genesis albums and, while I won’t pretend that it sounds any better than digital music, it’s really cute and and “used jazz albums with amazing covers” are a cheap hobby for casual collectors. I bit the bullet and switched, or rather am about to switch, over to Project Fi, Google’s phone service. I’m not sure I’ll really save any money; the big draw for me is the fact that it works on so many LTE networks at the same time. I’ll report back when I’ve used it enough to have an opinion. Oh, and the final piece of my Christmas present from Nicole was an Arturia Beatstep Prop, which is an interesting MIDI controller/sequencer, drum thingie that I’m going to be using to make all of my toys play nice with each other. I say “going to” because the old MG-1 isn’t cooperating, but it’s working well with everything else. It’s not substitute for “talent,” of course, but I’m considerably closer to being able to fake it, so yay. We went ahead and booked a couple of vacations while our cashflow was positive. We’re going to be staying at the Ace in New Orleans in a few weeks, and then we’re heading back to Marfa in June to stay at El Cosmic. It’s taken me half a century or so, but I’m finally starting to feel the full restorative value of getting the hell out of Dodge. The trick, I suppose, was figuring where “out of Dodge” one likes to go.  What else? My last piece for my moonlighting job was probably my best yet (and under unfortunate circumstances), or at least I thought it was. My editor wasn’t quite so enthusiastic, but what do editors know? Oh, they know a lot. Back to work, then. I think that’s about it. I wanted to get this down for my own sake as much as anything, but if any of you found it interesting, then so much the better. I should probably get to bed now. Good night, all. -RK  

A while back, we decided to plan our next camping trip. We pulled up the Texas Parks and Wildlife site and poked around for places near home and then we tried to give up in frustration. Most campsites within the “drive there after getting off work on Friday” range were booked through next fall. Having to plan that far in advance takes some of the spontaneity out of the exercise and speaks to a serious lack of park space in our fair state.  We got a little less picky about the dates and decided to consider camping in late January. Clever readers will notice that right now is, in fact, the very definition of “late January,” so I’m writing to you from a tent at McKinney Falls State Park. It’s an absolutely lovely evening. My phone, the final arbiter of all things weather-related, puts the temperature at a brisk but still unseasonably warm 62 degrees. We’ve had a fair bit of fortune this weekend. One of my greatest fears is “camping in the rain,” a fear burned in to me by years of character-building expeditions in my youth when no amount of interesting weather would bring about the cancellation of a camping trip. Floods. I have literally gone canoeing during floods. So, you get the idea. I associate camping in the rain with being chilly, damp, and miserable the whole time. I’ve spent my entire adulthood avoiding camping in the rain. It rained last night and this morning.  And you know what? It was ok. Nicole has a marvelous sense of not only camp arrangement, but of how to handle a little bad weather without it ruining the trip. She brought cards and checkers and dominoes and books and an extra tarp and we were safe and dry in our tent playing two handed poker without any betting which was more charming than it sounds. We’re in our second night here, our first two-night trip, and I’m feeling very much like we could go longer than this. In spite of all the hiking, we may put on pounds as a result of the camp food. Burgers last night because we needed to keep it simple for the arrival night, then pancakes and bacon for breakfast, a light, no-cook lunch, and then short ribs braised for several hours over the fire in a Dutch oven tonight.  We haven’t left the park at all today and even managed to hike the entire Onion Creek trail which my quadriceps are still complaining about. The little bit of rain we got added significantly to the enthusiasm of the falls themselves. We didn’t see nearly as much interesting wildlife as last time, but it was still a lovely, peaceful hike (except for the bit that runs up against a housing development going in right next to the park which strikes me as a little off-message, but progress, right?).  The park is full, but we really haven’t seen that many people. We’re among the very few people here camping in tents. Most folks are in enormous home-replacement sized RVs, which I’m not knocking, but there haven’t been very many cooking fires these evenings. The only bit of work I’ve had to attend to has been just making sure all of our locations sent their data to the reporting site. One didn’t, but that was no big deal thanks to the double-edged miracles of modern technology, the same ones allowing me to write to you from here. I didn’t even watch my beloved Leicester City thump Peterborough 5-1 this morning, although I did listen on the radio. Other than that? It’s just been us and a bunch of outdoors, which is an awfully nice way to spend a weekend.  So we’re sitting here, under the giant umbrella next to the tent, enjoying the slight breeze and the quiet. Well, that and Nicole’s Pandora station which mixes French cafe jazz, progressive rock, and Windham Hill-ish instrumentals  (including Maxence Cyrin’s solo piano cover of “Where Is My Mind,” which is the perfect summary of this mix). It’s peaceful enough that I think I’ll leave you for a while and get back to doing an exquisite version of nothing with my wife. Good night all. -RK  

And so Sunday turns into Sunday evening and, right this very moment, everything feels right in this corner of the world. Thanks to Nicole, who did most of the heavy lifting, the apartment is spotless. There’s nothing that needs doing, nothing to make one anxious about sentences starting with “I should have.” The laundry is done, the cats and snails are set for the night, the dishes are all, well, if not clean, than at least in the dishwasher. Everything is peaceful and relaxed.  If Nicole has a super power (and she does; she quite a few), it’s an ability to create environments. I think that’s why we love the Bunkhouse properties (El Cosmico, Hotel Havana, et. al.),all of which are the commercial embodiment of that sort of ability. We have a small space, so arranging it is trickier than it looks and her sense is flawless. If you squint just right, it can feel more like a resort than a home which ain’t a bad way to live. I made my best loaf of bread tonight which is, well, it’s not a big thing, but as I get more comfortable playing with the recipes and the timing, it feels just a little less like good fortune and more like I’m learning the craft when it comes out well. I realize that writing this almost guarantees a brick of a loaf next time out, but have I mentioned Nicole’s bread pudding? I’m still in the middle of reading Nick Harkaway’s Angelmaker. It’s a big, dense, somewhat untidy book with the occasional side-trip that never quite derails the plot. I’m enjoying it immensely even though I keep getting this weird sense that I’ve read it before. Anyway, I’m late to the party on this, but Mr. Harkaway is the son of author John Le Carre which explains almost nothing about his books, but it’s interesting, isn’t it? I finally finished mixing my “cover” of “We Are The Champions,” which has been great fun and a reminder that Freddie Mercury was a stellar composer  and arranger on even the slightest of songs. The best that can be said of my version is that you can tell what it’s supposed to be. The fun bit has been getting to play with the ridiculous toys that are available for recording music these days. I’m using a program called Reaper, which is a “digital audio workstation.” The learning curve to master it is pretty steep, but it’s not at all difficult to get started. I think the final version had something like a dozen track and it’s ridiculous that that kind of power is available for less than $60. We live in wondrous times, no? So, things are good now. They may not be tomorrow; they may not have been yesterday, but right now, right this second, I’m very happy and I can’t imagine wanting anything more. Goodnight all. -RK  

Snow days aren’t really a thing anymore, are they? Back in days of yore, which for the purposes of this discussion are the 1980s and 1990s, bad weather would shut down the office and you would be completely unable to do anything in the way of work. No cell phones, no internet, no email, and no way for work to find you other than your land line (and you’d best have caller ID to screen your calls).  Today, my fair city shut down over a thin sheen of ice over the roadways and I wasn’t able to get to the office, but that hardly made a dent in the amount of work I did. No less than four hours of meetings on Hangouts, plus plenty of email-driven tasks. I might genuinely have worked more today than I would have in the office. Kind of takes the romance out of that thin sheen of ice over the roadways, doesn’t it? So, no real snow, but the icy bits are pretty and the ducks out back seem to to be fine with the chill in the air, so it was kind of fun, even if I wasn’t properly playing hooky. We cooked, we watched some QI, Leicester scraped past Fleetwood Town to get into the 4th round of the FA Cup…all in all, a pretty good day. On an unrelated note, I picked up volume 6 of Kieron Gillen’s and Jamie McKelvie’s The Wicked + The Divine. Once I recovered, I picked up volume 1 and re-read it, then realized I’d meant to read volume 2, and then, when it started to click, re-read volume 6 again. All I’ll say is that they played it more honestly with regards to the big reveal than I thought the first time through. It works. It’s mean, it’s ugly, and now I really can’t wait to see how it ends. Can’t recommend it highly enough. On the off chance that anyone reading this has read Italo Calvino’s Invisible Cities, ping me as I’m interested in hearing your take on it. I’m thinking it would have been a better book to take on vacation than to read from daily on the train to and from work. I just picked up Nick Harkaway’s Angelmaker and I’m having the weirdest sense of deja vu reading the first couple of chapters. I would bet my life I’ve never read this book, but almost every word feels familiar. Unsettling. Anyway, he’s a ridiculously gifted writer and I’m loving what I’ve read so far. I guess I should probably hit the hay. In theory, public transit will be fully functional tomorrow even though there’s been no real change in the conditions. We’re not terribly good at winter weather down here. Anyway, I’ll wager that the office will be semi-empty which is always nice. Sweet dreams. -RK  

It turns out that the flu this year is nothing to (forgive me) sneeze at. While at work last Wednesday, I found myself unreasonably tired from walking up stairs. It came on so quickly from there that I was out of the door in fifteen minutes and home in bed in less than an hour. Bed is where I stayed for the next 48 hours. The next 24 or so were weird in that my body didn’t have the energy to do anything but my brain lost its ability to sleep or do anything other than repeat weird loops over and over.  Do not underestimate this particular strain of influenza. Today was the first day I felt any hunger and ate anything more than a few bites of bread. I didn’t turn on my computer for three days. If you know me, you know how far down I had to be for this to be the case. My understanding is that if you see your doctor as soon as you’re symptomatic, there’s something they can do to lessen the blow. Otherwise, you’re looking at over-the-counter symptom reducers.  Side note: This is the second time I’ve had the flu in the last ten years. In both cases, I had a flu shot the previous fall. I’m still going to keep getting them, but they don’t seem to be quite as efficacious as we’ve been told, huh? It wasn’t all bad, though. There were a few interesting things to come out of my week on my back: 1. The first solid food I ate was a batch of Popeye’s new “Ghost Pepper” wings. They are damned good, albeit a questionable choice for “first solid food.” They’re nowhere near as spicy as the name suggests, but they’re actually pretty hot, well beyond typical fast food empty promises.  2. I got my primary Christmas present home and, wow, is it a doozy: A Korg Minilogue synthesizer! I’ll write more about it when I’ve had more time to noodle with it, but it’s just insanely powerful and intuitive to program.  I’m getting tingly just thinking about getting to play with it more tomorrow. 3. Watching a soccer match broadcast from a single camera at midfield is dizzying and weird. I can see how one might grow accustomed to it, but the angles were alien to me. It didn’t help that the first time I turned on any entertainment, on Saturday morning, it was such a garbage match. 3a. I’ve been pulling for Fleetwood Town ever since they sold Jamie Vardy to Leicester. They’ve been rising up the ranks, slowly but surely, going from Conference football to nearly reaching the Championship last year. Getting to see the Cod Army out in force only endeared them to me further. 4. QI is the perfect show to binge when you’re camped out on the sofa and have no energy to do anything (including watch whatever is on the screen).  And, that’s about it. I’m going to try to work in the morning. We’ll see how long that lasts.  Thank goodness for Nicole. She’s done yeoman work taking care of me while she, too, has been afflicted by this crud.  Goodnight all, -RK

Hi, and welcome to 2018. I have high hopes for 2018 (not to be confused with “high expectations,” mind you). Last year set the bar pretty low, so I don’t think it’s unreasonable to think we’ll see at least modest improvement. In case you missed it, here was my tweet summing up the previous year: It seems appropriate that I can do my 2017 recap as a tweet. Married life was and remains amazing. I lost my father in January. The President is an ignorant bully who makes everything he touches terrible. I think that about covers it. There were some other good things, of course. We discovered the joys of keeping garden snails as pets (documented here and here). We got to visit Marfa again. I read some quite a few good books. In fact, the last two were among the best all year.  I’d never read any of Zadie Smith’s fiction, but I enjoy her essays and her debut novel, White Teeth, got some pretty terrific reviews. I didn’t know quite what to expect. Her style had been dubbed “hysterical realism,” which has to be one of the least-helpful descriptions I’ve ever heard. As it turns out, the novel is a very funny tale of three(-ish) families in England and…I wont’ try to describe it further, but I found her tangents and abrupt changes in perspective charming and entirely appropriate to the story-at-hand. I enjoyed it more than all but a handful of books I’ve read since I started reading during my commute. Next, I picked up Agatha Christie’s Murder on the Orient Express. I’d never read any Christie and figured this would be a good place to start. It wasn’t for reasons that are probably obvious to anyone who’s ever read it, but it was still a delight. Hercule Poirot is a delightful character and I’d probably enjoy reading “Agatha Christie’s Poirot Does A Crossword Puzzle While He Works Out What His Neighbor Is Planning For His Garden This Spring.”  Today, we did something that I hope will be the start of a tradition: We went to an old school arcade. I was triumphant, setting the high score on the Phoenix game as well as the Cyclone pinball machine. The old football game with the track balls and the x and o figures for the players was a bit of a bust, but it was just as painful as I remembered. To commemorate Texas’ new open carry law for swords, Nicole won enough tickets on the claw machine and skee ball go get me a nifty scimitar and eye patch (I assume we already have open carry on eye patches).  Above: Not a very good game Turning in a bit early tonight on account of the fact that I’m absolutely knackered. Here’s hoping you and yours have a lovely year and that you’re safe and warm tonight. -RK